Our eyes met across a crowded room somewhere on the UK’s south coast. The Outdoors Type bought the Long Tall Sheriff a cider. We swooned. We sighed. We lived happily ever after. We read some books…

We like lesbian romance, even if most of the stories are absurd. It’s important to be able to identify with the lives and dreams of protagonists, and it does us lesbians good to have aspects of our lives reflected back at us positively.

Our reviews are based on what we tell each other when we’ve finished reading the books. The categories, “recommended”, “readable” and “don’t bother” are very real descriptions in our household.

We applaud all authors that write lesbian fiction, but particularly the ones that do it well! And to the authors whose books we’re mean about: we’re sorry! Keep going. Focus on the five star reviews on Amazon instead.